Exactly two months too late, August 6th 2006, Brendon Small (Home Movies) and Tommy Blacha (Da Ali G Show) introduced to the Earth one of the most imaginative, humorous, and (most importantly) brutal fictional bands ever created: Dethklok. To those of you familiar with Adult Swim, I am sure that the best metal band on the planet (and probably the universe) need no introduction. It seems however that, regardless of Dethklok’s cult success, their following is less considerable outside of the TV Show Metalocalypse. Allow me to correct your lack of gnarly hatred of everything but metal.
Metalocalpyse explores the exploits of Dethklok: The most successful and metal band on the planet (I wasn’t kidding) which can do no wrong in the eyes of their millions of fans, who only seem to embrace the fact that each band member is a billionaire asshole that loves nothing more than balls to the wall, hate-filled metal. Episodes (in most seasons) are extremely short, usually spanning just eleven minutes, yet seem to provide ample development for all of the aforementioned asshole rock stars. This is achieved through excessively amplified character writing, in which all of the band fit a fantastic metal/rock stereotype, all of which are detailed in the band’s (impressively extensive) Wikipedia page. It becomes incredibly obvious, very early on, that Metalocalypse is a show which does not employ any form of subtlety in the satire that it so mercilessly gushes. The opening episode features the band playing a one song gig, for 300,000 fans, in the Arctic Circle; the one song being a jingle for a coffee brand whom the lead “singer” of the band, Nathan Explosion, endorses. They’re “not selling out” however. The kind of humour we can come to expect from Metalocalypse is then showcased at the gig, as Dethklok (gigantic stage and all) are dropped from an enormous helicopter into the gig. The stage misses the drop-
zone, landing in the center of the crowd, whom are then boiled to death by thousands of gallons of magma hot coffee. The concert is a huge success, and Dethklok manage to avoid lawsuits thanks to their “pain waivers”, which release them from
any liability concerning the safety of concert goers. As I mentioned: the satire is not subtle, and the show features Dethklok tackling challenges both vocational and conventional. From learning to cook and feed themselves (largely with alcohol), to celebrity girlfriends and drug addiction; Dethklok face each trial with billions of dollars and a thirst for brutality and black metal.
It’s not only Metalocalypse‘s depiction of an overfed super-metal group that strikes comedy gold amongst young men, (the primary demographic for the kind of music both celebrated and mocked in the show) Dethklok are much more than a two dimensional TV-Show band. Like some other massively famous fictional bands; the metal heroes have toured (in the forms of their tangible counterparts) and released three full length albums to date. Granted, the actual albums and tour have not achieved as much acclaim or bloodshed as their fictional equivalents; but it’s impossible to deny the level of detail and effort that has gone into the production of three albums which seem to so precisely grasp the imaginary band that has subsequently birthed them. The three albums feature hits from Dethklok such as Murmaider and Go Into The Water (FOR FISH ONLY) , which combine the band’s heavier than life drop C chugs and lyrics glistening with ingenious dark humour:
“Swords? Check. Saws? Check. Clubs? Check. Claws? Check. Hatred? Check. Anger? Check. Mermaid? Check. Murder? Check.”
Comedy aside; the albums sound remarkably like they’re supposed to. Production is heavy as murder, and each track sounds undeniably like it has been tailored by Brendon Small in the mindset of his metal obsessed front-man Nathan Explosion.
If you missed out on Metalocalypse when it first aired, I strongly recommend checking it out. The series combines both love for and parodying of a music genre with plenty of comical material to poke fun at, and features some of the most riotously funny and dark endings I’ve seen in comedy. Besides, it features the Dethklok, and their larger than reality persona is more than worth the eleven minutes the first episode will cost you. The only thing funnier in metal is an actual Metallica concert.
Metalocalypse is currently available on Netflix (US) for streaming.